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A social media website made for "weird gurls" and "nice bois". Aka: attention whores/beached whales who think they are too special for Facebook. They are very special snowflakes so approach with caution.
A tumblr user will blatantly bash racism by hating white people.
Never make any gay jokes whatsoever. The tumblr user can not take jokes and will never stop crying and cutting themselves about the way you "oppressed" him/her.
Tumblr users will often make up silly and quirky names for their own awful fetishes (like Polysexuality).
The best way to deal with a tumblr user is with gasoline,a lighter,and reverse abortion. If all that doesn't work use a "trigger" (something that a tumblr user does not agree with and will kill themselves because of it).
A tumblr user will blatantly bash racism by hating white people.
Never make any gay jokes whatsoever. The tumblr user can not take jokes and will never stop crying and cutting themselves about the way you "oppressed" him/her.
Tumblr users will often make up silly and quirky names for their own awful fetishes (like Polysexuality).
The best way to deal with a tumblr user is with gasoline,a lighter,and reverse abortion. If all that doesn't work use a "trigger" (something that a tumblr user does not agree with and will kill themselves because of it).
by A beautiful bastard June 11, 2015
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