A Man Named "H"'s definitions
The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't.
Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."
by A Man Named "H" March 1, 2010
Get the telepatheticmug.