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When one turns on the lights to read their holy bible
i’m just gonna go turn on the lights and grab my bible
by 100% accurate definition June 06, 2020

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A girl who came on urban dictionary to find funny definitions for her friends names but instead found out they’re either funny and pretty or sex gods
Ellie: i went looking for funny definitions but all i found was people writing nice stuff
by 100% accurate definition June 06, 2020

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a thing grade six girls do thinking it’s quirky but really it’s just dumb
girl 1: omg i’m on a sugar high i’m so random

girl 2: bitch stfu
by 100% accurate definition June 06, 2020

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When you fall deep into a pit of soul sucking pain and sadness because you think you like someone who probably doesn’t feel the same way so you curl up into a ball and cry for days and then realise they might like you but they don’t do you cry for more days and then you cry some more all whilst trying to climb out of the pit of soul sucking sadness and then you suddenly realise you don’t actually like them and you wasted your precious time. or they like u back but probably not
girl: i have a crush
other girl: sorry dude
by 100% accurate definition June 06, 2020

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