1 definition by 0M3R K4RD4N4L
A majestic, yet conservative, fun sized pickup truck. Although its size may not appear to have power, a Danger Ranger's performance outputs more speed and precision driving than any sports car on the market. A Danger Ranger's capabilities makes any driver believe any vehicle deemed passable, even the heftiest fuel tanker.
Man 1: Hey there ladies, want a ride?
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!
by 0M3R K4RD4N4L April 27, 2016