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Merenptah

A man who has the hugest penis in all the land, extremely rare, only appears every 1200 years, if you meet one, you will not regret it, he brings great fortune to all that he knows, and is usually with a dumb fucking bitch girlfriend named lyndsidia, if he isn't with her, get with him ASAP!!! (Female or Not).

Me: Holy shit is that Merenptah?! I heard he has a huge fucking penis and is really lucky!
Dumb Fuckin Bitch Lyndsidia *Cuts into conversation*:And It's aaaaalllll mine!
Me: I will murder you in your sleep Lyndsidia

by ......no one March 9, 2021