-cookiesandmilk-'s definitions

Santa

A creepy old man that breaks into your house on Christmas Eve and steals your cookies and milk. He also is homeless so has to live off of his stolen cookies. He’s never looked in the mirror at his disgusting beard.

Hey look it’s that homeless creep named Santa.

Person 1: Let me turn on my fire in my chimney so that he will die!
Person 2: that’s a great idea!

by -cookiesandmilk- December 16, 2018