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Definitions by Mickey gamer 123

Jezzy tart

A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.

When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.
Ayup Mickey there’s a proper jezzy tart over there mate you’re bound to pull
Jezzy tart by Mickey gamer 123 December 21, 2025

Shepshed 

If you enter this town you will either get kidnapped by a man named Mickey or you will end up purchasing dilips multi store choose wisely as this could affect your future
Shepshed by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022

Sam the seagull 

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )