John McWhite's definitions

shmizalfomizal

Europeans trying to be ghetto
Or...
Ghettos trying to be Europeans

Yo home dawg, that french dude is such a shmizalfomizal.

Don't hate on my butt, i'm ghetto and trying to be european. I'm so shmizalfomizal.

by John McWhite December 29, 2003

Swag lord

The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.

Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie

by John McWhite September 9, 2021