Definitions by Buttslang

Singapore Noodles 

When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.

Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?

Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.

AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.

Singapore Noodles by Buttslang May 10, 2019

WuWei Bidet 

When you crush up a lil' bag of opium sprinkle it on a chinese hooker's tongue, then you get a rim job from her.

"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"

WuWei Bidet by Buttslang February 28, 2018

scissor trap

A combination of two girls scissoring and finger trapping a solo girl. When two girls are scissoring each other, two guys come in and plug the girls respective butt holes, effectively trapping them while scissoring.

I was scissoring with my girl anna when her ups delivery guys busted through the door with our Amazon prime order, and started to get us in the ass, giving us the scissor trap.

scissor trap by Buttslang July 4, 2017