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Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

Rivers Cuomo by . March 9, 2003

FahQ

Verb. To have attraction to elves or to desperately want to fuck and elf. To do the ;_; smiley.

I FahQ.
You FahQ.
He FahQs.

FahQ by . February 9, 2003