Straight: A mental illness affecting the limbic system of the brain.
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
That meth head down the road looks like hes a straight one.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
by 🐸child of frog September 20, 2020
by 🐸child of frog March 18, 2021