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🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me's definitions

thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!
mugGet the thomson burnermug.

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