Definitions by 丁骨牛排

Cracking Plur 

A word which expresses a footballers top quality skills.

Jamie Fucking Vardy is a cracking plur, what a finish.

Cracking Plur by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

Melon Farmer 

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

Melon Farmer by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020