‘Beasts of England’'s definitions
Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.
by ‘Beasts of England’ May 3, 2023
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