Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by August 29, 2021
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Lsay

- used to describe something that is good, special, unique, and such
- used to describe one's appearance
- another word to be used as the internet slang, 'slay'
"Omg that thing you did is so lsay"
by April 01, 2023
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Ockison

A severely mentally handicapped female Billy goat. Ockison’s are heartless, and if you ask them to a homecoming dance, chances are they will say yes and then bail on you 2 weeks before the event. They do not wear thongs because an insecure, paranoid, douche bag serial killer doesn’t allow it. Sometimes Ockison’s flap their ears as fast as they can, trying to fly.

On Tuesday’s, Ockison’s can be found painting random yard fences in small towns. When they play euchre, they become paranoid that the other team is cheating. Then they get frustrated because it takes them forever to lay their cards down – because of their billy goat hooves. They want opposable thumbs more than anything in the world. Simple things like turning door knobs, holding a shampoo bottle, and pouring milk (milk from a cow – not a goat) cannot be done easily because of their lack of thumbs. If you see an Ockison on the street, please be nice. Yes they can be heartless at times; but after all, they are mentally handicapped.
Drew: "Dude, did you see that Billy Goat? Why in the world is it flapping its ears like that? And why isn't it wearing a thong?"
Eric: "It must be an Ockison. Poor thing"
by July 14, 2011
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Sarah

Off putting, obscure, probably bit people when she was younger, horrifying, keeps u on toes
by July 06, 2025
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kejuan

he's super shy but assertive at the same time. he takes his time with words. he loves poetry and art. he also doesn't take bullshit lightly
kejuan is crazy he just yelled at that man

kejuan just wrote a song hoping it will go viral
by November 21, 2021
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Middle part syndrome

A very sad boy, that’s a ugly fucking piece of shit diagnosed with middle part syndrome
Lucas as been diagnosed with middle part syndrome
by May 30, 2024
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Peacekeeper

A group of well funded, well supplied, and we'll armed troops with very limited rules of engagement. Usually put in place as foreign aid to assist a government change it's laws and policy's.
My counties government mandated vasectomies for all men above age 12. The protests and uprising was so intense, peacekeepers has to be brought in to make sure vasectomies we're enforced peacefully
by December 12, 2021
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