shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
by December 24, 2017
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Zardwin

zardwin is amazing
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kasándra

She is the most beautiful girl ever. Super caring and always puts people above her. She’s always helping others and has lots of friends, but still has enemies that are rude to her and try to bring her down. But she has the most supportive friends ever and they always help her and cheer her up. She is a person who you can’t choose over and will always be there for yoy if you need someone to talk to. She doesn’t judge anyone and is always patient with people. She’s a supper supportive person who doesn’t judge people or look at them. She’s the best friend to go to and always has the best advice to give. She always goes full out and tries her best.
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ghost eyes

the literal best comic in the world
'hey have you read ghost eyes?'

"no"

'read it. right now.'
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dreziliah

My presious
My dreziliah
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Newton

Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.
by November 21, 2021
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Sake me in the butthole

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice (a Japanese Grandma), plus a shot of spiced rum.
I was looking at photos from last night's party and I don't remember getting an eye patch, punching my friend in the face, or taking a shit on the floor, but I know it was a damn good shit thanks to the 10 sake me in the buttholes I drank.
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