Bloody Tampon

Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag

Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)

by [-:.Andrew W.E.:-] February 11, 2010