Blockman

1.. Blockman. n. The result of the overconsumption of Internet bandwidth on pornography or streaming services, which causes people to appear as 8-bit block-like humans for others attempting to use the internet at that same location.

2. To blockman. v. The verb form of Blockman.
1. Goddamn! I can’t see the game. Every player is a blockman.

2. Eric! Log off, you’re blockmanning the NBA game for us. We can see a thing!
by :: Dr Mom :: July 02, 2025
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