(we're ninjas, you can't know)'s definitions
A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010
Get the cockalocktapussmug.