Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.
Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"
by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 16, 2020
Pee Sauna is a state of enlightenment obtained when one steams their piss and absorbs the vapour in a portable sauna. The enlightenment is said to gift the user with abilities similar to that of The Melon Man and HeeHoo. Lesser results can be obtained by using six cans of Red Bull or two full bottles of High Life.
A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.
A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.
by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 17, 2020