bro

Your male friends, typically close friends and friends you hang out with. They will always be there for you, before the hoes. If you got dumped, bros. If you fail (insert goal here), bros. They will be your backup hard drive if you crashed. Be there for your bros too, because they've been there for you.

You: Man Jessica just dumped me :'(
Your bro(s): Don't worry man, we'll be here for you(proceed to grabs tissue box and the remote).