1 definition by $5 and a Pee Pee Touch
The sexual act of touching someone's pee pee. Also known as a "favor" or a form of currency that can be bartered with similar to a "reach around".
Person 1: "Trade me that Snapcaster Mage for this fetch land"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"
by $5 and a Pee Pee Touch March 13, 2018