"Kurt Cobain"'s definitions

Lukas

A short male, typically 5 foot 8 or below. A Lukas will often compensate for his lackluster physicality by being an extrovert. A Lukas can be a gentleman or an asshole. Lukas will pick up really hot girls even though he's shorter than them and usually graduates with 30+ past girlfriends. Lukas is a great friend who will have sex with your girlfriend and apologize afterwards.

Dude have you seen Lukas?
Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend then bought me dinner as an apology.

by "Kurt Cobain" September 16, 2019