pawned

Pawned is something old and/or bald people say by mistake instead of pwned when trying to sound young and hip.
"Oh jimmy! Did you pawn your opponents during your computer party?"
by Ethan P. July 28, 2005
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checked baggage

Airliner lingo for someone with children.
Girl, dont mess with him, he's got checked baggage!
by mabelmundane August 08, 2005
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frequent flier

Someone who is constantly calling the police for the most ignorant or tedious reasons. Typically calls when no emergency exists.
"No big rush to get over there, they are frequent fliers."
by MB Mart--z February 05, 2003
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If only

A retort that means, "What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were."
"I'm never going to call or e-mail you again." "If only!"

"Aren't you worried about the Republicans? Once they get into office, they'll reduce the size of government." "If only!"
by Doctor Whom August 03, 2005
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Hot Coffee

A "hidden" secret in the Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" that allows players to play sex mini-games. This fiasco has resulted in the game being rated AO (Adults Only) and pulled from the shelves of most all game stores.
I finally got to Hot Coffee in GTA, but I got bored of it after a few minutes and returned to my favorite source for free adult content: the Internet.
by R* Supporter August 12, 2005
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pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).
I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.
by keyshaw August 09, 2005
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governor name

Birth/given name. Not a nickname(s), a porn star name, or secret identity.
1. My mom calls me Honey, but when I get her angry she yells at me by governor name.

2. "And to make her feel special I let her call me by my government name" - Lloyd Banks
by J-Unit August 10, 2005
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