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Football Widow

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.
Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.
by Julie H December 8, 2005
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Sheeple

People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.
All the teens were wearing bell-bottoms because they were sheeple.
by Naegling October 2, 2003
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soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.
I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.
by Ian October 6, 2004
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self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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tag hag

A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.
"She's such a tag hag. She wanted to wear my Versace even though she hates it!
by kiwimich January 30, 2006
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Hooah

U.S. Military Slang.

Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also:

Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood.
Glad to meet you, welcome.
I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea.
I am not listening.
That is enough of your drivel--sit down.
Stop sniveling.
You've got to be kidding.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go to the next slide.
You have taken the correct action.
I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification.
That is really neat, I want one too.
Amen.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
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