Urban Dictionary, December 7: oh what now

oh what now

1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone
2.something to yell out randomly
3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows "your face" and "your mom".

(1)
Dude 1: (to innocent bystander) Your MOM!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(2)
Dude 1: I saw your mom at Wally World shopping for your birthday present!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(3)
Dude 1: Yeah, your face is so gay it takes 3 trucks!!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW...!

by Cassandra January 31, 2005

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Scam

To make out with, or have sexual relations with someone you are not in a relationship with

Me and that really hot chick from the bar scammed last night..it was pretty great

by chuck February 23, 2003

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ear worm

Song that is stuck in your head

I have an ear worm. I keep hearing the "Jeopardy" tune over and over and over.

by maddogmary October 20, 2003

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cold lampin'

innactive, chillin', similar to the cool temperature of a light in a lamp that has not been used in some time.

We was in da crib, just cold lampin' like we do.

by Brian Gibson July 7, 2004

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catch feelings

To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.

"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"

by Nick D January 9, 2004

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brain candy

An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.

No one ever called Star Trek great drama, but it makes pretty good brain candy.

by Evac156 February 9, 2005

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Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

by G Lo August 5, 2004

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