Urban Dictionary: Newest words

TOM

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!

(thesaurus: time, month, cycle, periods, womanly)

turd

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

its a thing that brown

ohh i saw a turd today

(thesaurus: poo, shit, poop, turd, popopopo, shitzz)

wangui

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

AWWKWARD,Supercool, sike naw/no homo, mostly black, occasionally has problems but it's okay. Likes to hump dead squirrels, hasn't seen any common movies. Really cool although never picks sides, lovable to death;probably take a bullet for this person.

I watched that movie!,with the humping party mosquitoes at wangui's house!

(thesaurus: wangui, wangus dangus, wang, mushroom, cool, weird, strange, superbad, fosho)

-_-db

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

an emotocon flipping u off

free2u: i just banged ur ex, r we still kool?
emo4life: i fukin hate u -_-db

(thesaurus: mother fuker, douche bag, hate, ex, kool)

1 week project

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

when you go out for someone for one week and they were a bitch

Dan: Hey wheres your girlfriend?
Bob: That 1 week project whore? she was a bitch so i dropped her.

(thesaurus: bitch, break, up, girlfriend, girl)

15

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

Inconspicuously referring to an African American person, as referred to because the 15th color crayon in a box of 64 crayola crayons is the black color.

so who was at the party...?
well, it was John and Stacy, and then a couple of 15's I didnt know.

(thesaurus: fifteen, fifteens, 15's, brothas, black guy, black guys)

2012

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

the supposed day of the end or a new beginning of this world. it is all off of the mayan calendar. yes they were very advanced and were right on everything but they did NOT predict the end of the world or a new dimension.

For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle� says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is �a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in.�

2012 is a stupid hoax. Planet X does not exist and a pole shift on that date is impossibe.

2012explained.com

(thesaurus: 2012, nibiru, hoax, myth, stupid, butt, fuck)

3-seat

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

1.(n) a disgusting, grimy, fish-smelling seat in an 8-boat in crew
2.(hell) hell
3.(n) a form of punishment usually given unfairly to rowers with excellent erg times
4.(adj) shitty

1. Ugh, I rowed 3-seat today...
2. Hell
3. No! Don't send me to 3-seat, please! Give me a chance! Look at my erg times! Noooo!
4. Eww, that movie was so 3-seat.
He is the 3-seatiest music teacher EVER!

(thesaurus: crap, shit, crew, rowing, erg, hell, damn)

=]P

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

a smiley face with its tongue sticking out

dude you're such a stupid loser =]P

(thesaurus: =p, smiley, tongue, face, laugh, insults, funny)

a mary barb

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

going number two behind a bush when you're locked out of your house.

"she pulled a mary barb..."

(thesaurus: mary, barb, poop, bush, pulled)

abe vigoda

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Actor who played Fish on the TV show Barney Miller. He's most famous, however, for being falsely reported dead in the 1980s, but is still alive as of 2008. He seems to be immortal.

Abe Vigoda will go when the Earth itself does!

(thesaurus: abe vigoda, immortal, immortality, fish, barney miller)

acquaintance

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

"acquaintance" is such a complicated word. the dictionary says "a person one knows slightly, but not as a close friend"
that definition does not even begin to explain what an acquaintance is.
and acquaintance can be the example given by the dictionary. it can also be a person that you will not accept friendship from. it can be someone that you know almost everything about, yet you deny friendship of the said person. it can be a friend who you don't see that much, or don't feel close to. to be an "acquaintance" means much more than to not be friends. acquaintance can not really be defined in a few words, its just that type of thing that takes a laid out explanation rather than a definition. an acquaintance can range from anywhere between love and hate, and that doesn't mean it can't be either of the two. it could even be both at the same time.
an acquaintance can be many things
and i could go on and on about it, but i feel like i should stop here

and let you ponder

Greg and Lilly aren't quite friends, yet they know so much about each other, and have so much in common. They aren't enemies either, even though they fight all the time, and often piss each other off. I guess you'd call them acquaintances.

(thesaurus: friend, enemy, love, hate, friendship, hateship, acceptance)

acton

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A dong-licking, sac-sucking, ass-eating, vagina-hating, Chronicle's of Narnia-watching, JT-loving faggot.

Don't touch my balls, you fucking acton

(thesaurus: acton, homo, fag, queer, balls, ass, narnia)

Aggravate

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

To annoy a farmer, agricultural worker or tractor jockey

Those rabbits really aggravate the carrot farmer

(thesaurus: annoy, infuriate, tease, upset, enrage, anger)

Agile Eye Rolling

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development

Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"

(thesaurus: agile, software, development, eye rolling, scrum, xp)

air

2008-05-10T00:00:00-07:00

Air is also a descriptive word for water.

WOw my water tastes so much like air!

(thesaurus: water, air, descriptive, tatse, also)

Alaska Pipeline

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

(thesaurus: alaska, pipeline, frozen, shit, dildo)

alpha particule biatch

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

An alpha particule biatch is a biatch learning science and mathematics at university. She is often in the top 3 of the most sexiest girl of her year, she desired by all geeks. In fact, she describes the men's orgasm as an exitation that emitted a high energy of alpha particules.

Look all that geeks looking this alpha particule biatch

(thesaurus: biatch, geek, engineering, science, twin)

altoid

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

(thesaurus: altoid, altoids, small, white, mints, mint)

AlutronVegeta

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A fan-based Transformers character. Created by merging 3 different villainous beings from across cartoon/anime-dom. Alucard from the hit anime Hellsing, Vegeta from Dragonball Z/GT, and Megatron from the original Transformers cartoon. Self proclaimed dictator of the universe (although in the fanfics is he is). Centrally based around the Transfanatics forum (where further info is available). Kind of an odd character really. Loathes Autobots and any other incarnation of Megatron. Time and dimension jumper.

AlutronVegeta, the great tyrant of the universe, destroyed the planet with just sweep of his omnipotent hand.

(thesaurus: transformers, megatron, alucard, vegeta, transfanatics)

amazazing

2008-05-15T00:00:00-07:00

adj. very amazing. super amazing.

hailey's picture was amazazing

(thesaurus: amazazingness, amazazings, amazazingless, amazazingon, amazazingly, amazingreee)

Amazing

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.

Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.

(thesaurus: directions, orientating, map reading, maze, labyrinth)

American teen

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Object of contempt when observed travelling abroad.

American mainstream culture is so prevalent that even some of the so-called counter and sub-cultural movements are being classified as mainstream by their various counterpart sub-cultures existing elsewhere in the western world, but which are actually cool and where the scene is "not scene."

Is inadequately schooled and informed with regard to foreign languages and culture due to a public education system which is underfunded, undersupported, and UNDERCUT by a government that has no interest in presiding over an educated population, and can be considered altogether hostile to an individual's desire for self-determination. education is expensive in america. Many give up, and for others it is hard won.

Are chastised by multilingualist middle-class europeans who are upheld by exemplary state healthcare and public education systems, (which any american would be envious of if they knew any better), and who make use of their education by decrying oppression which they experience at the hands of stupid ignorant american teenagers. What is the french word for cliche? you owe me 6000 dollars.

the real "scene":
its extremist consumerism approaching absolute war, and the purest form of capitalism you'll find in the west. its kaput. meaningful existence is derived from the bombardments of pill advertisements intermingled with anti-illicit drug public service messages reminding us to remain 'Above-the-Influence' of marijuana and even indie-rock! Its exhausting simply trying to remain above the influence of 'Above-the-Influence,' when you eat it for breakfast and supper.

may wish to travel to europe and walk around, maybe because they know little about it and wish to learn more but never had the opportunity or notion to until that time. Chances are they havent been spoon fed fed multiculturalism and multilingualism from a young age young age into adulthood.

may or may not be absoutely clueless, but in having made a step onto foreign shores, they have accomplished something that a majority of young americans will never do in their lifetimes. While its not your responsibility to call them anything other than stupid, i dont see how much more globally aware and progressive doing that makes you or anyone else.

American teen2:
"Oh I'm sorry let me rephrase that question so as to make it more ambiguous."

"What is the nature of Belgium's relationship with Germany today as a result of the past century?"

"When not speaking English, do you normally speak French or pig-latin like the dutch?"
"Is there a "Belgian" language? Can Beligium even be considered a country? I mean like really?"

"Do the words 'Panzer Vorw�rts!' mean anything to you?"

European douche:
"Wow is America a piece of shit or what?"

American teen2:
"Yea I'd buy that for a euro. Dick."

(thesaurus: arrogance, usa, europe, teens, ignorance, american)

americanata

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

in italian: something very strange or a bad taste thing.
Kitsch

1-"quel matrimonio � stata un' americanata!la sposa aveva un vestito rosa shocking"
-"that wedding was an americanata! the bride had a shocking pink dress"

(thesaurus: americanata, american, stranezza, kitsch, italian, italiano)

Ample

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A fruit found in pies and biblical stories that has been electically charged.

1)I just got a shock while eating my ample pie!
2)When Adam ate the ample he and his snake got a big shock

(thesaurus: apple, shocking, electic fruit, spark, amp, electricity)

anecia

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Anecia izz mint!
Anecia Izz Cool!
Anecia izz phwaor phwaor phwarrrr!
ahhh!
basically anecia is GOD! (:

Coorr look at that Anecia..

(thesaurus: mint, cool, phwaor, amaze, shecksii)

ang tyt

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A Jamaican/British slang used to convey greetings or repect, commonly used with names. Another term for "big-up"

Curtis: big up T.K.
ang tyt Tommie
ang tyt M.C. Miracle

(thesaurus: ang tyt, big up, wagwan, brethren, wat u saying, tommiekiddy, london slang)

Animage

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Relating to or becoming or being associated with little to extreme faggotry.

That stupid moron acts in such a animage way.

(thesaurus: queers, assholes, fags, gay, retards)

Animangalist

2008-05-12T00:00:00-07:00

An Animangalist is a person from a western culture that enjoys Japanese Manga comics and Anim� cartoons above their western brethren.
"Animan" can be used as an abbreviated version.

"I really, really love naruto"
"Oh my, you're such an Animangalist"

(thesaurus: anime, manga, western, culture, comics, animan)

Anime Hater

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Opposite of the Anime Fanboy. Just as annoying. The other side of the same douchy coin.

Someone who dislikes anime (and more often and importantly, it's fans) to such to a point that "hater" is applied. This usually implies a dislike for something no matter what. Without exception.

Just as anime fankids go on and on about how testicle tickling anime is and why Jesus would have loved it. Anime haters go on and on about why tentacle porn and Dragonball Z with bring about Armageddon and how they totally hate obsessed people that aren't the obsessed people obsessed over the obsessed people obsessed with anime.

More often than not spend a tremendous amount of time online picking fights with anime fans. Then, referring to them as obsessive and/or defensive or, overly sensitive when they fight back. They tend to move beyond the state of simply disliking the format and into a state where they are more concerned with confronting anime fans with said dislike to the point of obsession. It's not enough to not watch anime, the anime. They need to belittle those that do.
Usually resort to petty annoyance tactics and trolling when confronted by an intelligent response or counter argument.

Invariably resort to the same tired set of tactics, responses and examples such as cosplay, tentacle porn and Dragonball Z. As if cherry picking the worst examples is somehow a good way to gauge a whole style of art (not including sub-genres).

You can dislike anime all you want and be a normal person who simply doesn't dig anime. It takes a certain kind of asshole to be considered an anime hater though.

If an anime hater held every format of entertainment by the inconceivable scrutiny they hold anime to, in terms of judging said format by the least of it's peers, these poor people wouldn't do anything at all.

(thesaurus: anime, haters, reverse fanboy, lame, jerks, trolls)

anime haters

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Reverse Fanboys.
Anime haters are the equally annoying opposite of anime fankids.
Deluded into thinking they are normal, well adjusted people devoid of flaws.

Consider it their duty and right to belittle others under some ridiculous notion of normality. Like these people are suddenly saints. But, they only decide to crusade against people who like Japanese cartoons. Yeah let's not worry about Darfur, or war or terrorists, or bigots or child abuse, yeah you take those cartoon watchers down a fuckin' peg. You paragons of social interaction.

These equally obsessed fools can be seen online blathering about how normal they are and how much of a life they have, simply because they aren't hardcore into anime. They are however, hardcore into trolling the internets looking for fights. Which is totally what well adjusted social dynamos are famous for.

Are known for using stereotypical extremes to justify being douchebags. Judging anime (not movies or magazines) by the worst examples and ignoring the rest (just like fanboys do!)
Lump all anime fans into an convenient to despise group of perverts because it's easy.

Think that spending all their time looking for obsessed people to make fun of isn't at all hypocritical.

Think that being obsessed about Japanese cartoons is a serious issue, despite all the horrible things going on in the world. These idiots think anime viewing is bad. Signs that these "normal" people really have little worries or priorities. Normal people however, have bigger problems. Nobody gives a shit but you haters. The rest of us don't give a crap about what cartoons someone watches. People with lives, girlfriends and jobs who get out of the house wouldn't have time to give a shit.

The only people that give a rat's ass about anime fankids are people who spend all day online or lame ass teens who hate whatever is trendy to hate.

Let's not kid ourselves, anime haters don't give a shit about being normal. They are petty assholes who need to pick on people and anime hating is easy and popular. If these people were as normal as they say they'd be offline living their fabulous lives rather than being online ensuring everyone that they have them.

So let me get this straight, that guy dressed as a cartoon character laughing with his friends makes you so angry that you felt the need to call him a fag? Where on Earth is that "normal"? What is this, junior high?
Why can't you just dislike anime? Why go that extra step and become anime haters? They're just as annoying.

(thesaurus: assholes, obsessed, trolls, pricks, losers)

annoying

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

1 Causing irritation or annoyance. To disturb and irritate.

When someone can't shut the fuck up and has to make a fool of themselves in front of everyone to try to prove something. They scream and whine all day about bullshit no one cares about. You should want to strangle the shit out of them cause they're so god damn annoying.

Bronson is such an annoying loser. People laugh at his ass and want to strangle him cause he bugs the shit out of everyone.

(thesaurus: annoying, moron, idiot, annoyance, strangle, loser)

anthony padilla

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

one of the creators of smosh, along with ian hecox. funny, cute, and talented.

did you see anthony padilla on youtube? he's a total hottie.

(thesaurus: smosh, youtube, ian hecox, hottie, crybaby)

AP Psychology

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A very easy class that assholes take to pretend they're smart because they take the one honors class that doesn't require any effort to pass if you can memorize your old teacher's anecdotes about how a hypnotized bus driver remembered a license plate number. The teacher will usually not even touch the chapters on neurology, cognition, memory and intelligence because she's lazy, and thus all the students who made 97s in the class by memorzing definitions make 2s on the AP exam because the teacher didn't tell them who BF Skinner is.

Take AP Psychology if you enjoy watching episodes of Frasier and movies where some character has some mental disorder everyday and passing it off as an AP class

(thesaurus: ap, honors, advanced placement, psychology, easy)

Apparent

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

(thesaurus: nuclear family, single parent family, divorce, single dad, single mum)

apple

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

apples r so awesome and delicious!

today i ate an apple.

(thesaurus: fruits, seeds, tasty, sweet, delicious)

apple

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Apple- a word that can mean any other word

you are such an apple!
translation- you are such a weirdo!

(thesaurus: apple, weirdo, word, anything, cool, nice, interesting)

AR

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Anal Retentive. Tight Asses.

This forum is full AR, tight asses.

(thesaurus: this forum is full, anal retentive, ar, ar ar, tight asses)

arber

2008-05-15T00:00:00-07:00

sexiest man ever seen by a person

wow, that guy is arber

(thesaurus: arber, arb, arbs, arbsmen, arbenator)

ardee

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

lame-ass english honors teacher who can't read worth a crap with clothes that NEVER match, shoes that never fit, and a butt bigger than J Lo's, who also answers her own questions.

man... my english teacher's such an ardee

(thesaurus: awful, english, butt, horrible, dumb, moron stupid, idiot, question, psycotic)

arkid

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Said to a person of your own colour who's younger than you.
One of your own people. Like, 'ma nigga'

Pakistani Rudeboy1: Sappening Arkid?
Pakistani Rudeboy2: Nowt much bruv, flexin innit.

(thesaurus: bruv, bro, mate, son, blad.)

arm slut

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A quiet and reserved good looking lady who never leaves her mans side, usually holding onto his arm or hand. The man knows if she does leave his side she may be getting tossed up in a nearby closet or pantry. How do you think they met?

Look at Nate's new arm slut. Every time I look at her she seductively smiles at me.

That arm slut has no man next to her. I'm making my move.

(thesaurus: easy, slut, whore, arm, bang)

Armageddon

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

The location of the final battle in the Holy War between God and the righteous and Satan and the damned using the Anti-Christ as an avatar.

The end of the modern world and the rebirth into the Kingdom of God.

Revelation 16:12-16 (King James Version)

12 And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.

13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

15 Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.

16 And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.

(thesaurus: apocolypse, ragnarok, end times, rapture, revelations, armageddon, meggido)

Armed and Fabulous

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A person who is particularly fabulous armed with lots of makeup, ie. chazza b

Chazza B is armed and fabulous

(thesaurus: piczo, chazza, manz, fabby, armed)

Arsch offen

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Rude german expression for beeing nuts

Der Penner hat doch den Arsch offen! = That jerk is completely nuts!

(thesaurus: tripping, crazy, mad, retarded, behinder, verr�ckt, spinnt)

artrip

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A piece of furniture resembling a penis and is often used to pleasure bears or bear-like creatures.

I was watching the Animal Planet the other day, and this Panda was going to town on this Artrip.

(thesaurus: artrip, bear, penis, gay, animal, planet)

Ashez

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A totally awesome nickname for Ashley. Ashez's can most likely out drink anyone they come across. They are the life of the party and pretty much fucking awesome!!

The name Ashez may be changed to Crashez when she's sleepy, Smashez when she's drunk and reckless, or Dashez when she's running fast!

"Oooooh shit! Ashez is here with the beer bong and her cube of Natty Light! Time to get this party started!"

(thesaurus: ashley, ash, party, beer bong, drunk, natty light, ashtray, natural light, nickname, awesome, amazing)

Asphelt

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

(thesaurus: ass pinch, fondle, harrassment, bum, bottom, feel-up)

ass athlete

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.

That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.

(thesaurus: whore, anal, slut, cooze, buttfucker)

ass moth

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.

Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.

Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.

Both: haha

(thesaurus: ass, moth, assjew, assjob, asshole)

ass slut

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A male or female submissive whose ass and hole are their hot button.

Look at the way he wiggles that ass around when I touch him. Surely must be an Ass Slut.

(thesaurus: slut, ass, bottom, submissive, boy, bitch)

Ass Spelunking

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.

"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."

(thesaurus: ass, spelunker, anal, exploration, butt)

assess

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

To rock, shake, kick or use any other form of abuse towards a vending machine to obtain free snacks.

Yo, Want to go and assess with Team Alpha afterschool?

(thesaurus: assess, shake, boot, vending, destroy)

asshat

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.

Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
_____________________________________

Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!

(thesaurus: asshat, ass-hat, ass hat, dumbass, tard)

Aulit

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

The act of defecating in someone's ear

Person 1: Me and my girlfriend did an aulit
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: What did you just say? I can't hear you

(thesaurus: 2girls1cup, defecating, poo, deuce, turd)

axident

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

(thesaurus: accident, axe murder, accidental lumberjack death, lumberjack, axe wound)

azhar

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Arabic for "Illuminated"

All cool, intelligent, talented people are named Azhar.

People who are named Azhar are cool, intelligent, and talented.

(thesaurus: azhar, unwala, illuminated, intelligent, talented, azar)

baby dick

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

person with a penis the size of a babys

andy a.k.a. baby dick

(thesaurus: baby, dick, andy, pin, penis)

baby dick

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.

Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.

(thesaurus: baby, dick, penis, male, genitalia)

Baby Horseshoe

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

This is a great a game. It's where you find a pregnant lady then you must kill her. After you kill her, you and your friend take her body into a nice grassy meadow. You lay her on her back like she is about to give birth and spread her legs. Your friend then lays at the other end of her body with his boner straight in the air. You then jump on the lady as hard as you can and hope to put the dead baby's fetus around your friends boner. If you succeed, you and your friend may have sex with the dead mom afterwards. Good luck in baby horseshoe.

Last week Brad's pregnant step mom was being a total bitch. So me and Frankie killed her after school, took her body to the nearby creek, and played baby horseshoe for over an hour. I almost made a ringer around his erection. It was sweet.

(thesaurus: baby, horseshoe, horse, shoe, erection, pregnant, mom, milf, boner, penis, vagina)

Backu shan

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

is a person who looks good from the back, but when you get to the front they are really ugly!

Drunk in a bar I came up from behind to talk to this hottie. When I saw her face damn she was ugly. That is a backu shan!

(thesaurus: ugly, sexy back, shocking, old, drunk cutey)

Bacon

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual

"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"

(thesaurus: bacon, food, eat, sex, cook)

bad fuel day

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"

(thesaurus: bad, fuel, day, mood, unruley)

bad fuel day

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

The end result of Americans needlessly paying too much for gasoline.

Bad fuel days are characterized by feelings of righteous indignation that can consume people when they visit the gas pump.

These feelings are based on the knowledge that libtards in legislatures, government bureaucracies, and non-profit organizations, have for decades prevented America from increasing its domestic oil supply and refining capacity. The mind-boggling array of roadblocks that have been erected since the 1960s is enough to put any right thinking person into a funk.

Ironically Richard Nixon, the whipping boy of hippie liberal douche bags everywhere, helped create the EPA during his administration (thanks, "DICK"). The subsequent laws and burdensome regulations that were enacted have been a debacle to working class and poor people nationwide. The EPA is a shining example of government micro(mis)management.

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Libtards don't want America doing business with the Magic Kingdom's oil ticks, but provide no realistic alternatives.

(Hint to those who worship at the altar of environ-mentalism): Ethanol, wind power, and solar power are less viable than a "fetus" in the womb. Nuclear, on the other hand�.

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With advances in safe drilling technologies, America can and should:

-- drill off of every one of our coasts
-- drill in the famously identified MINUTE portion of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
and
-- drill in "lower 48" state sites that show promise geologically.

Of course vehicles like the BMW Hydrogen 7 (that actually burns hydrogen) are the wave of the future but, until the hydrogen distribution infrastructure is in place, oil is still the king--so DEAL with it!

Woman at gas pump: "Four dollars a gallon! ARRRRRGH!"

Burn Out: "Hey dude, are you OK?"

Woman at gas pump: "Beat it hippie. I'm having a bad fuel day because you, and people like you, make it hard for me to feed my family!"

Burn Out: "You're a fascist." (walks away to hug a tree and take a bong hit)

(thesaurus: libtards, environ-mentalism, environmental wacko, fraudis, oil ticks, hippie liberal douche bag, libtard, mooreonic)

bagina

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.

guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."

(thesaurus: vagina, saggy, shit, nasty, disgusting, wrong, bagina, frump)

Bahnu

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Said in place of "It's not that you think"
If something is a 'Bahnu' --> whatever you think it is...it's NOT that.

*Jason walks in on his best friend sleeping with his girlfriend*

Jason: "Hey Sarah...WHAT THE F**K!?!"
Chris: "BAHNU!!!"
Jason: "...?"
Chris: "Err It's not that you think!!!"

(thesaurus: bahnu, inwyt, banu, yellow snow, hippies)

Ball Beads

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Jam testicals in female (or males) anus and in mid-orgasam pull testicals out of anus for a great relief

Did you hear about "Ball Beads" it feels great in mid-gasam.

(thesaurus: ball, bead, auns, relief, kinky)

ball peined

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

you've just cut off a biker on the road... you didn't really care anyway... then in a flash the bike whips past and your car mirror or window has been smashed by his ball pein hammer.

the ball pein is preffered because all the force of the blow is concentrated on a very small point it will break glass, saftey glass, and human skulls very easlily.

-i was chatting on my cell phone, drinking a latte and i cut off this biker and he smashed my window out with a hammer!

-oh... you got ball peined?

(thesaurus: hammer, biker, ball pein, ball peen, jackass, traffic, bad driver, motorcycle)

ballalightning

2008-05-15T00:00:00-07:00

A ball of invisible lightning that makes you spontaneously combust when you are sleeping. The body only burns, not the room.

The Ballalightning touched the mans penis while he was asleep, causing it to spontaneously combust!

(thesaurus: combust, penis, asleep, man, ballalightning, food, tits, stuff, hubert, bed, cat, dog, ball, lightning)

baller-koan

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.

"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"

(thesaurus: balling, koan, birdman, baller, ballin, ball, hustler, hustla)

band room

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A place where many people get it on. Especially in the back rooms where no one knows about. Silly band kids.

Dude, did you hear "Little People Big World" got it on in the band room yesterday?

(thesaurus: fife, trumpet, clarinet, practice room, taco sauce, poop, yo mamma, turkey sandwhich, cuck sock, terrance, penis)

Bartonym

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

(thesaurus: i.p. freely, amanda hugginkiss, stu pidasso, mike hunt, phone, prank)

Barymarn

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Barymarn; a word that basically means damn but is a mixture of the words Barn, Daym and darn.

"Oh Jess, my elbow is sore!"
"Oh barymarn, girlfriend!!"

(thesaurus: barymarn, barn, daym, darn, indiarosee)

bayard

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A perfect person that never make mistakes. He or she is alway kind, compassionate and caring and can always be depended on. It is an honor to be a Bayard because they are destined for greatness and riches. They are also as beautiful as kind. everyboyd wants some.

oohh loook at that succesfull and sexy bayard

(thesaurus: bayard, sexy, kind, caring, beautiufl.succesful)

bdunkle

2008-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

(noun) a blumpkin performed by one's uncle.

Pronunciation: (buh-DUNK-l) Very little emphasis on the "b". Stress the "dunk".

(not to be confused with bidunkle)

The bdunkle, an incestuous form of the blumpkin, is frowned upon in most cultures.

(thesaurus: blumpkin, blumkin, buhduncle, buhdunkle, badunkle)

Beaner

2008-05-15T00:00:00-07:00

So you wanna know what a beaner is? Okay, well why not have an intellectual 'beaner' explain it to you? Yeah, pedasos de mierda con patas, I'll fucking tell your asses. Okay a beaner is a mexican that has gotten sick of his country (yes Mexicans are originally from mexico), and so in the process has tried to move from his country to one that actually has jobs. See the thing is that their government has been extremly corrupted, except they had nothing good to take away in the first place, unlike us. So- anyways they try and come over here in an attempt to mak themselves better people. When they get over here a huge wave of ignorance (that's you) meets them. Believe it or not Mexicans don't leave entire families just to come to the "great america" where every1 is rude and a little bit rascist. No they generally attempt it so that they can provide food and and care for the family back in Mexico.the only reason their don't follow the legal immigration process (I know u ppl with the brains were thinking) is that for that to happen they have to wait up to 2 yrs b4 they're even acknowledged as potential u.s. citizens (i.e. Remember when I said the government was a little corrupt, I digress).

Just look at me, I am a beaner. well 75% of me anyways.

(thesaurus: nothin, uh, ur, face, duh)

bear hard

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

As hard as a bear

That exam was bear hard!

(thesaurus: difficult, bear, hard, nails, easy)

beat your feet

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

v- To leave, move, get out . used in the dc/md area .

" If you aint come here to party tonight then you need to beat your feet, this aint the place for you "

(thesaurus: move, leave, get out, away, leave alone)

bessay

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

a word used to describe two extremely amazing people.
it is rarely used and only describes two people in the entire world :)

those two are such bessays.

(thesaurus: poop, sheldon, shaquaqua, hi, ice cream, weebis, marcus, pee)

Bffles

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

A variation on besties; the way an airhead refers to her best friends.
Pronounced: Biff-els.

Me and my Bffles are totally gonna go canvas the mall for hotties, get a frapuccino, and spend $1k at Coach!

(thesaurus: besties, best friend, valley girl, bff, bffl)

Bibbin'

2008-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

Bibbin' a form of head thats very sloppy, saliva(and maybe other stuff) all over the place....... its also a way to tell others to stop stressin you....sort of like get off my dicc

Fam you straight Bibbin' right now Fall bacc.
Oh girl was Bibbin' the kids last night my nigg.

(thesaurus: bj, head, top, jaws, chinin, slurpin, dome)