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A web 2.0 hangout for people over 40 who make over $250,000 a year but can't make friends irl.

The word "yelp" stands for the phrase "Yuppies Eat Like Pigs".
"I went to yelp to find a great pizza in my neighborhood but all I got were reviews for crummy foie gras and figs on ciabatta. :("
by Jung1 August 14, 2009
A specific type of douchebag who is uniformly narcissistic with a clear sense of superiority over other individuals because they frequently post reviews on the website Yelp. Despite the fact that these people have no specific qualifications or credentials, they believe themselves of a higher authority on the level of the Cesars of Rome, able to determine the fate of a restaurant, coffee house, or bar in the same fashion as a defeated gladiators' fate was chosen in ancient Rome.

These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.

Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).
(Waiter, to his manager) See those frumpy, fat chicks over there at table 3? They are driving me crazy whining about shit and now they are taking pictures of their salads with their phones.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.
by JimBobJamison July 06, 2013
Review (ri-'vyü): Noun.
1.) A critical evaluation (as of a book or play)

2.) A retrospective view or survey (as of one's life)

3.) An ego-booster/deflator for aspiring writers on Fan fiction.net and other fan fiction websites; often said ‘writers’ will beg on hands and knees for reviews and stoop to bribery for reviews.
I’ll give you a virtual ten-million dollars in you PLEASE review!
by Invaderk November 08, 2006
An individual who contributes so many reviews to Yelp.com that it is nearly impossible that the person ever left the computer in the first place, let alone try the place that is reviewed.
Billy just wrapped up his 700th reveiw on Yelp.com. Its the 60th sushi place he has reviewed, fucking yelptard.
by nuclearadam August 30, 2007
High quality, upper class, superior, fine, above average, great, wonderful, sinfully good, not an asshat, skillful, wonderful, wizzunderful
Those were some elite moves, my friend.
When I kicked those guys asses handily?
Yes.
by Noodles February 19, 2003
The city to be if you want to get your shine on. Best food, nightlife, shopping; Miami is just too throwed. Home of the famous people that come to Miami to get their party on.
Miami is the city where everybody livin large and making paper.
by DADE COUNTY 305 June 27, 2004
A place where you work after you have given up on your dreams. The restaurant industry, second only to organized crime, is responsible for the most ruined lives of any profession. Your role in a restaurant largely determines your quality of life. For instance, the average hostess or busboy will be less depressed than the average waiter or manager. And the average cook has killed 7 people in his life. If you think that any restaurant is sanitary, even the most fine dining establishments, you are dumber than the felon cooks who finger your food with cocaine and germ-covered hands. Moving up in a restaurant means moving down in life, so if one ever finds themselves working in a restaurant, they should use their tips to buy a handgun, and shoot themselves right in front of a table that just began eating.
Zach: I do research at the local university, what do you do?

Nick: I am a server at a restaurant.

Zach: Oh...I'm sorry
by Joeyrogue11 October 08, 2009
Where hipsters, yuppies and socially awkward people gather to discuss White men and Asian women relationships, inside jokes, and sarcastic sex talk while teased by some random whore with a sexy picture that everybody drools over.
Yelp Talk Topic: What race are you?

225 responses that turns into inside jokes, white on Asian lust, and shit talking.
by Senior Truth March 07, 2011
xanax bars, prescription pill, makes you feel drunk, tired, and all you can think bout is pussy.
1. yo lets pop a couple bars, have a couple drinks, and hit up a line.
by OPP October 17, 2004