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Thesaurus for technophobe

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for technophobe

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.
During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.
by Tuxide January 15, 2010
1. One who fears technology (or new technology, as they seem pleased with how things currently are...why can't everything just be the same?)

2. A group led by Mr. Luddite durring the industrial revolution who beleived machines would cause workers wages to be decreased and ended up burning a number of factories in protest
A luddite generally claims things were "just fine" back in the day, and refuses to replace/update failing equipment/software/computers on the basis that they were just fine 10 years ago.
by Santon April 24, 2004
a fear of techology
eg. xbox, computers, aim, online gaming.
My father is technophobic because he thinks xbox and computers are the enemy of society.
by greeekgod February 26, 2005
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult
The geeky kid now owns a million dollar software company
by longislandguy May 25, 2005
One who is obsessed with technology.
That technophile has all the latest gadgets.
by Turnspike February 09, 2003
A person who is afraid of Technomusic, goes into a trance when hearing such musics.
Joe had Technophobia, after he hears techno music, he goes into a trance and dies from a heart attack.
by Hwang October 20, 2003
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
Akin to technobabble, TechnoBollox is completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance levels multiplied by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technophobe: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
IT guy: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciaran_ October 27, 2006
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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.

The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.

This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs
Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?

Johnny: Wah?

Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.

Johnny: Wah?
by Unknown [to an extent] December 16, 2005