Any unsupervised and un-tethered object left in plain view.
Oh look, another free road cone!
February 09, 2004
the coolest chick you could ever meet. Beautiful, brilliant, peaceful, down to earth, and wicked sweet. also the greatest and most loyal friend you could ever have. People are totally jealous of her awesomeness and her kick-ass personality. Many people wish they were as fly as this girl but they never will be. you may feel threatened or intimidated by charity... you should. she could take you out in a heartbeat.
person 1 : whoa check out that chick. she's almost as cool as charity.
person 2: pshh no one's as cool as charity
A dancing bun
Holy fucking shit, I just saw abundance
The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.
*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale
"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"
a drunk's best friend at the moment
Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?
to fight or call out a fag
see that flamer, i comped that kid
To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled is as drunk as you can be without throwing up in your purse or challenging "that dumb bitch that keeps staring at me" to a fist-fight.
I don't know what they put in those French Pear Martinis the other night, but I knew Emily was super-doodled when she started doing her Tyler Perry impression for that old lady on the Path Train.
a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true
You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.