Double entendre connoting:
1. any of several species of dark serpents inhabiting the swamps & jungles of South India, or
2. a Dravidian Penis
, alluding to its feared colour, legendary size & celebrated erectile stamina. Hence, a nick-name respectfully applied to, or threateningly assumed by, a Negroid-Australoid
male. Also a moniker enviously adopted by Caucasoid-Mongoloid
males who emulate Shudra-Dravida
men, in order to enhance their success with women.
In the 1st mainstream meaning, this is a colloquial name for any of several snake species which herpetologists term the iridiscent Wynaad or Indian Black Earth Snake (Melanophidum wynaudense), Kerala Shieldtail (Uropeltis zeylanica), Andhra Black Cobra
(Naja naja madrasiensis), Greater Black Krait (Bungarus Niger) or Common Indian Black Snake.
In the 2nd erotic meaning, this term denotes a Shudra Penis
, which averages twice the size of a typical erect Indo-Aryan Penis
. However, the popularity of Shudra-Dravida
lovers among our Indo-Aryan womenfolk forces many of us to enviously emulate these 'Negroes of India
'. Following the motto 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em', many of our Caucasoid brothers adopt 'Telingana Black Snake' as a nick-name. Thus, the meaning of the term has expanded, with OSD defining it as "a very large penis." (onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/telingana-black-snake), & BoredAtUni describing it as "A very big penis" (boredatuni.com/words.php?letter=T).
1) Asmita was bitten by a Telingana Black Snake in the field.
2) Chote Mian
: Yesterday a constable suddenly stopped me on the street!
: Oh no! What did you do?
: Ha! I pulled out my sweaty Telingana Black Snake & knocked him out by hitting him on the head with it!
3) SHEIKHA WANTS A TELINGANA BLACK SNAKE JOKE
: My Bibi recently started saying she was tired of Ganges Worms
& needed a Telingana Black Snake!
Nawab-e-Jhajjar: Yaar, it's tough when our women say that! What did you do?
: I took her to the ophidiarium at the local zoo! But I don't understand why she became so angry!!!
: Mehboob (darling), your Indus Inch
isn't doing it for me tonight - I need a 12-inch Telingana Black Snake!
5) "Telingana Black Snake. a penis." - Dicktionary,
gregology.net/reference/dicktionary, Acc.d 2 Mar 2012;
6) "Telingana Black Snake. a penis." - The Dicktionary,
howlongisyours.com/dicktionary, Acc.d 2 Mar 2012.
7) AMMI'S MOUSE HOLE JOKE
One day Chotu Chilli peeps into the bathroom & finds his parents having sex in the bath-tub.
Chotu: Ammi (mother), what are you doing with Abbu (father)?
Amma: Ah ... I'm helping your Abba hide his Ganga Keera
) inside my mouse-hole to protect it from the water!
Chotu: I don't know why that's so hard for you - when Sipahi Raavan from the Madras Regiment
was in the tub last Friday, you were easily able to fit all of his TELINGANA BLACK SNAKE in there!