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Thesaurus for eilf

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for eilf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck
Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!
by just another cracka July 09, 2003
1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf)
That father is quite a dilf, if i do say so...
by my_mom March 03, 2003
calculator i'd like (to) function
Man that TI-84's a cilf
by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
father id like to fuck
ur dads a filf
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck
Derek, did you see the saggy funbags that 60-year-old hag??? That's a textbook example of a GILF! Aw yeah!!!
by Bolton April 27, 2004
Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!
by Nilf January 07, 2007
Platapus I'd like to fuck.
"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
by Rockwjz November 12, 2004
Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck
That sub at Quizno's is a SILF.
by Freakinhuge May 08, 2006
Zombie I'd like to fuck
Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.
by handgernade14 August 12, 2006