This form of physical activity is the best. One will
do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come
to a point where they
realise that they
have nothing to do. The subject will
realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually
get pissed off and tired because they
have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will
repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will
never realise or care about the long term effects.
Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston
has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness
Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness
, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will
never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete
equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont
move. He, quite possibly, will