#lance corporal

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One hard motherfucker and the backbone of the British Army. Often seen shitting over new recruits
Cpl: Did you iron that shirt, recruit?
Rct: Yes corporal
Cpl: WELL YOU FORGOT TO TURN THE FUCKING IRON ON THEN, DIDN'T YOU?! GEDIMAWAAAAAAAAAAY!
by major_tosser July 05, 2010

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"Lance Coolie" is used by US Marines to refer to the Lance Corporal (E-3) rank. The term implies that Lance Corporals are used for menial labor; a play on the term "coolie" applied to Chinese workers.
Damn, I'm stuck stacking ammo cans again? I thought I'd be past this shit when I got promoted, but I guess I'm just a Lance Coolie...
by Gyreneisms July 01, 2011

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A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
by Kreator89 February 06, 2010

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Nickname for the British Army rank of corporal (not to be confused with lance corporal).
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"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?

B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
by Gyreneisms July 01, 2011

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Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication.
Lance Corporal Wright "hey bro! what do you want to do tonight"

Lance Corporal Oden "I dunno man, maybe we should go get some hammy slammys out in kin tonight!"
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Merger of the words Cadet and Corporal.

Used patronisingly towards Corporals undeserving of their rank.

Also used in lue of the Rank Lance-Corporal, when no such rank officially exists.

Origin in the Air Training Corp (UK).
Example One:

"You Cadet, you're now a Cadorporal, you get this rabble formed up and ready for my inspection"

Example Two:

Cadorporal: "You get this cleared up."
Cadet: "Yes Cadorporal."
Cadorporal: "What did you just call me?"
Cadet: "I called you Corporal, Cadorporal."
by Tortured_Soul March 06, 2008

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