#early retirement

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When a person or persons quits or leaves an organization or position before the said person is canned.
"Hey Joe, wasn't Nixon impeached?"
"No, he resigned before he could have been impeached"
"Told ya he Nixon'd out of there!!"
by Jackfire71 February 17, 2015

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1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.
1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
by wisk March 13, 2008

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An individual who is a direct or contractor engaged in employment with any one or several state government offices. Generally, this type of employment is not as challenging as private industry as these employees sit around all day and do very little unless the activity has a direct impact on their pay grade, union membership, or retirement benefits.
A state employee sitting at a desk, collecting a paycheck and watching the clock, reading a newspaper, or online surfing the web while plugged into their IPod.
by buster576 February 04, 2009

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