#crude

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An absolutely flawless girl who is beautiful inside and out. She keeps you laughing until your sides split with her crude and dirty sense of humor. Has many friends both boys and girls, usually most girls are jealous of her sexy legs and ass, which you could bounce a quarter off of, and her incredible peircing blue eyes. She is a nice girl with a bubbly personality who loves to have fun.
Guy 1: "Dude I met this girl last night. She was incredible!! I can't get her out of my mind!"
Guy 2: "She must have been an Audrey then!"
by shackadoahh123 October 17, 2010

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Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.
Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.
by steel girl August 01, 2009

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In bad taste. This usage, as opposed to the physical description, originated in the rural South but has since been adopted for use nationwide and in urban settings.
Wearing a translucent blouse and a black bra is downright tacky.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

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Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
by Andre "Shinigami" G. August 21, 2008

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slang/vulgar: from "it aint" female area between the vaginal opening and the anus
" 'taint asshole, 'taint pussy"
by Admiral Muff January 08, 2009

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Someone who is rough and/or somewhat vulgar.
I stopped going out with him because he started acting too bruff. It made me feel too uncomfortable.
by AlexandraJ March 15, 2008

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Emmet, dirty scumbags from southern Ireland, not a knacker or a chav but close

One who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.

One who likes not to shower or bathe

One who never changes their clothes

The word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they participate in
thats one emmet of a beard you got there(you need to shave that raccoon off your face you dirty bastard)

that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail

they like to emmet(shag)sheep

ya shower of emmets(bastards)
by chris chaivoksy October 01, 2007

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