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1. malay
Insists that they are Bumiputra(native)and should have more privileges aka 80%quota to universities,Malay-only scholarships,Malay-only houses,Malay-only land,etc etc but doesn't realise that the Chinese and Indians have been there WAYYYYYYYYY before the colonization era;and the Malays themselves are not local,they are actually a South Chinese origin.Don't belive me?Many Malays have a surname Wan-for example Wan Abdullah,Wan Ahmad,Wan Noraini.Clearly a Chinese one no?The Orang Aslis are the REAL natives because they have been living in Malaysia since the Stone Ages,but ironically they are not entitled to any Bumiputra privileges.
A race who claims to be friendly,but clearly shows great xenophobia when a non-malay neighbour moves in,and taxi drivers have been known not to take black people.They hate Jewish people a lot,because of their Muslim religion.In fact Jewish tourists who have been to Malaysia pretend they are Caucasian.
In class,they are the dumbest dumbest of the lot.Yet they get admitted to public universities 80% of the time thanks to the racist goverment.As a result they graduated unemployed because their English sucks and,but turn the tables around and say that the employers are racist.They blame their pathetic pampered lives on other people(other races?)and not the fact that they are too lazy and dependent to acheive sucess.
Next time,don't ask why the majority of Malaysian overseas students in Britain are not malay.
2. malay
The ethnic majority of Malaysia. Faces severe sexual repression due to religious pressure. Sole contributor of the country's sex crimes. 1 out of 3 Malays are homosexual. Fabulously lazy and laid back, and expect everything to be spoon fed to their lips. An emblem of ignorance and stupidity. Will become extinct if their racial rights are revoked.
Son - Daddy, how come Siti gets humped by her grandfather every night?
Dad - Thats because shes Malay, son. You see (puts son on lap), Malays are incestous.
by Rajjiv Sep 5, 2005 email it comments
3. malay
Bunch of free-loading rape-obsessed over horny "people" that are supposedly higher in intelligence and have a tremendous amount of potential. they are extremely bad drivers and incredibly stupid and often ugly. those who achieve higher education and acquire respectful professions are often incompetent and uneducated. this is because the lot is protected by constitution and are entitled to recieved unfair special privelages that allow them to enter universities and suck government funds to help them lead their pathetic little lives.
There is no example, sorry.
by Easy Feb 7, 2005 email it comments
4. malay
malays are muslims who pray five times a day for other races' tax money to increase. they hate pigs and anyone who eats them. mainly chinese. they like to call us "cina babi" when they are the ones who root and sleep in shit. and laze off all day. a chinese top scorer will not get to choose which university he wants to go to. malays can go anywhere they like even if their studies are like shit. they claim to be creative. wannabe rockstars. they perform unknown songs during school performances. malays earn more respect coming out of prison than coming out of school. they are anti intellect, ignorant idiots.
Examples of malays:
1) All the drug addicts are malays.
2) The guy who raped, burned and killed Canny Ong was a malay.
3) The guy who blew up Atlantuya (a mongolian model) was a malay. but because he's rich, powerful, and malay, he's going to get away with it.
4) Rempits are malays.
5) The ones who made chinese tourists squat nude in the lock up are malays. (but according to their bumiputra rights, they are allowed to do so, as long they dont get caught. as a result, all those who were involved were excused)
5. malay
A person who lives in the country of Malaysia, and is very poor.
Usually sitting in a cyber-cafe bar and flooding IRC channels.
A person that can't spell.
A person that can't speak correctly.
an extreme ass kisser that sucks up to IRCops just to get access in a certian channel.
1. Ayoub is a fucking malay.
2. IrC-mEn kisses so much ass, he's just like those fucking malays!
3. HiLLBoY can't spell for shit man, what a fucking malay.
by Trashlord Mar 11, 2005 email it comments
6. malay
A race that resides mainly in Malaysia but can be found in Singapore, Brunei and other countries. Makes up the majority of the population in Malaysia. Interestingly enough although they claim to be natives of the country, they do not actually originate from Malaysia. Even so they are given many privileges, including housing, education and business contracts over the other races. They also seem to perform poorly acedemically and in a general consensus taken in 1998 from all high schools, they was a worrying gap between their grades as compared to the other races. However, they remain an integral part of the community as they make up the majority of the manual labour work force.
Malaysia consists of many races, mainly malay, chinese and indian.
Zakaria is a malay girl.
7. malay
Most malays in Malaysia hate diversity and discontent to the minorities, especially the Chinese. In blog, radical malays can be either extreme or pretentiously diverse-minded. Very few is genuine.

I do admit there are lazy malays that depend on handouts, but this kind of malays will be phase out and this kind I would say hypocrite. They tend to claim they work hard to achieve success, in fact they relaying on government support. I myself despise this kind of human being.

Little do they realize this safety net is fast disappearing because the government is finding it increasingly difficult to maintain the system in the face of global challenges! But these handouts have become an addiction. Refuse the junkie and you get booted out of power. It is the malays themselves that must come to realize the damaging side effects of the NEP. For someone who wants no better than to see his own race succeed, this must be painful.

And you can often see the malays are usually envious of not only the non-malays, but of their own successful malays as well. Malays failed is a fact. What make non-malays not happy about their failure is, they fail despite get ample help from the government.

And they continue putting the blame on their fail to, especially the Malaysian Chinese. This is why created so many issue and argument here.

But those greedy Umno guys keep emphasis the NEP, how many percent of the country wealth belong to malays. In fact, those Umno guys having super good life by easy way. And they keep on demanding, not really review what was wrong with it, putting the blame to non-malays, to stir the racist sentiment in the country. If present situation continue, even the malays get 60% of the country wealth, majority of the malays will still munch.

Not many Malaysia malays can survive if they go oversea because they are slow and lazy and that is why they can't compete with the competitive market out there. Normally they will end up hiding their heads in Malaysia with the protection and biased system by the Malaysia government.

Come on, man. We do not have time to argue the truth of your on and on talk about "NOT ALL MALAYS ARE SPOON FED. NOT ALL MALAYS ARE LAZY". Like we are dying to argue that when we already know it is true.
bla bla bal bla bla malay.
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