1. Should this be in Urban Dictionary?
To be a Jesse Owens takes a man of extreme testicular fortitude. In ancient hebrew the meaning of the name Jesse Owens is closely translated as "thunder in his loins". Though no early drawings have ever depicted an actual Jesse Owens, it is believed that the wooly mammoth was drawn to depict what a Jesse Owens would be like in person. Today, spotting a Jesse Owens is rare, seeing as humans are farther and farther away from perfection, but some still exist.
"It's okay if you make mistakes honey, nobody is Jesse Owens"