To slap somebody in the face with a semi erected penis, resulting in being the bitch of the person who zwaffeld you untill you are able to get even by zwaffeling him back.
Last night I was so drunk I passed out.
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him
by Herman&Brecht August 25, 2008
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Usually used for men with a larger than average proboscis.

Zwaffeling is to hold one's phallus and to smack it playfully in the partner's face.

Can be used as a verb: to zwaffel.
Tina got smacked hard during yesterday's zwaffeling.
by Medsmoremeds July 25, 2018
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