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The most unholy sex act imaginable times a billion. No one is known to have survived a full zubening with their apparatus intact.

"... so then I gave her a standing Zuben."
"Aw, fucking gross!"stern
by chest_burster December 16, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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