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Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play. The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!
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When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something. P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid? P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey! P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch! |
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A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey. The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes
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A zombie donky hybrid. zombie falls in love with a donkey they have a baby. the baby a zonkey.
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A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey. My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.
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1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.
2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name. That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!
Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?" Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man." Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more." |
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nickname for David, also known as debra "shut up toy stupid-ass Zonkey"
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