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statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";
As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";
by Zack Bathory January 13, 2008

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