zombie's kiss 

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

zombie's kiss by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008

the ZOMBIE'S 

An apocalypse of zombies witch wants to eat ur brain.

Samul: the ZOMBIE'S are coming! RUNNNNNNNNNN!

the ZOMBIE'S by -otuib j April 22, 2020

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie 

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...

Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019

it's gone zombie 

when something has gone beyond viral

particularly for someone you dislike

"did you see Lucy's new post?"
"no, why?"
"oh shit dude. it's gone zombie"

it's gone zombie by gone fuckin zombie May 6, 2017

Micheal's Zombies 

A popular Roblox game made by talented scripter Kyles and Joeb. It is centered about the "Micheal" or "Miguel" meme. It is a copy from a Call of Duty mode called Nazi Zombies.

P1: Hey dude let's play Micheal's Zombies tonight!
P2: No thanks, I'd rather play the real thing!

Micheal's Zombies by nin‎ January 19, 2023

Hop on Michael’s Zombies. 

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.

Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro

Hop on Michael’s Zombies. by she_themtitties November 7, 2023

Michael's Zombies 

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

Michael's Zombies by Loominaty January 26, 2024