zipper snake

The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.

Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake after she charmed it out of my pants.

by BukkakeAnneCoulter April 18, 2007

one-eyed zipper snake

ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...

hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.

by i talk shit September 3, 2009