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Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.
"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"

"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"

"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
by Sovi big red September 29, 2013
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