The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"

or

"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
by The Earthquakes February 05, 2012
a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
by GKJJJ January 30, 2006
A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.
Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.
by whackanoodle October 20, 2007

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