zimminy cricketts 

1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation
2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you

1. I'd love to tell you what I did last night, but my zimminy cricketts is telling me not to.

2. I would have gotten so much ass from that bitch if it wasn't for zimminy cricketts.

zimminy cricketts by jwooders November 15, 2007

Zimming

Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.

After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!

Zimming by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

Zimming by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

zimmin

to snort cinnamon.

ayee this cinnamon is some sick stuff! yeah dude im totally zimmin

zimmin by kujo454353 December 15, 2009

Zimming

The act of walking or moving about with the aid of a zimmer frame (walker). Often done with surprising speed or style, proving that mobility aids can be used with flair.

Don’t underestimate Grandma—she was absolutely zimming down the corridor to bingo night.

After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.

Zimming by Baz195 September 17, 2025