(verb) To ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. This is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at "the camera".
"What was your favorite part of the trip?"
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."
by sad victim February 7, 2007
Actor and writer who creates skits parodying popular memes and trends in a sarcastic sense. His characters are flat earthers, middle-aged conservatives, storytime animators, stereotypical millennials, and anything in-between. He seems to really passively-aggressively hate this website.
Tony Zaret parodies whatever on the internet.
by bioterrorism September 16, 2020
Zaret's Trick is a philosophical adage or maxim coined by Tony Zaret that provides an alternative definition of satire: "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."
Person A: "Hey, Person B, what is satire?"
Person B (who is enlightened by Zaret's Trick): "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."
Person B (who is enlightened by Zaret's Trick): "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."
by Casual DeJekyll September 26, 2023