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Wrestler from Street Fighter the series. Has a nasty ass problem with hair growing in weird but cool shapes. Loves to stick peoples heads in his crotch and spin them around!!
"ARG SWEATY NUTSACK UlTRA MOVE"
zangief by SaintFuse February 8, 2004
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He is a wrestler from Street Fight series. Zangief is a massive Russian professional wrestler. He frequentl;y competes in world-class fighting competitions, and in his spare time, wrestles bears in the vast wilderness of his homeland. He has an active dislike for fireballs, and is good firends with Metro City mayor Mike Haggar (Final Fight) who taught him his patented finishing move...the deadly spinning piledriver.
Zangief by Samurai Katsu September 24, 2003
Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.
zanism by Artaran September 14, 2008
Zangi
zangi is Georgian word which means black person

yeer you know this guy
who?
the one who is standing next to dat Zangi
Zangi by brooklynboiii March 19, 2019
Hot and sexy but not as hot and sexy as the person using the word.

the word can only be used when everyone knows what your talking about otherwise you will be speaking gibberish.
Cindy look at that guy, hes totally zangit!

That outfit is totally zangit, but mines better.
Zangit by ZaNgiT ZaCh January 4, 2009

The Zangief 

(The Zan-key) The Zangief is a sex move in which you do your partner from behind (See Doggy Style). When you are about to climax you grab your partner from the hips flip them upside down then slam your penis into their mouth, then jump up into the air with a spinning motion still holding them then slam their head into the ground then Finally climaxing into their mouth.
See Zangief from Street Fighter.
Steve: Hey man I heard you did The Zangief on your wife last night how was it?
Bob: It was amazing dude!
Steve: Did your wife enjoy it?
Bob: Yes, but she is dead now...
The Zangief by Hunting24 7 July 6, 2010