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Your family tree lgbt 

The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell
Frank: "ur mom gay lol"
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one
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Kill your Family Show 

A joke TV show that appeared on Episode 45 of YGOTAS. It consists of Melvin repeating the phrase Kill your Family over and over again. Best show ever.
Marik: Oh look a shiny box! I must worship it!

Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!

Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?

Your family reunion a homosexual communion 

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

Your Family Tree LGBT 

The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.
Jesse: Your mom gay lol
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.
Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*

Love your family 

Love your family day is when u tell everyone in your family that you love them
“Hey what’s today.”
“It’s national love your family day.”
Love your family by 16&57 November 27, 2019

i own your family 

This is a very effective insult used in online gaming. Not only are you asserting dominance, but you are also telling them that they are black and a slave. This is a term coined by the great fortnite player named "adjoinFRAGS".
Guy1: "Adjoin, you're trash, kid"
adjoinFRAGS: "Shut the fuck up kid I own your family"
Guy1: *shuts up*
i own your family by oblockshooter December 22, 2018